Remixed Metaphors

This last weekend I had the opportunity to hear a long-time lover of the herb valiantly attempt to repeat the line "Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly" to a group of people. Having just learned the phrase five seconds previous, and being very much under the influence of the herb whose qualities it espouses, our hero earnestly squeezed forth this delightful nugget of wisdom:

"Why drive... when you can smoke?"

This is now my new motto in life.