Sunday, August 07, 2005

Porno Poetry

Yesterday two friends of mine decided, as you do, to look up the phrase "monster cocks" on Google. This was done in a spirit of pure scientific inquiry, the specifics of which elude me because I was really fucked up on drugs just when it happened.

What the search yielded were a bunch of porn pages replete with keyword lists designed to ensnare search engine-happy whippersnappers on their first youthful prowl through the fucked-up wastelands of internet porn. These keyword lists, it was discovered, are hilarious when read out loud and imbued with purpose through dramatic vocalization. When read out loud as poetry, however, they reach new levels of abstract communication.

And thus I present to you my latest poem, "Runner Thompson."


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I leave you with that.